[Trubmeisters] Affidavits and Alibis (AKA January Meeting Notes)
Date: 2003-01-16 14:25

Bet you thought I forgot to do the meeting report.  Well, that's
partially right.  It has been so long, that I have forgotten most of
what happened.  Or anyhow, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
Here's the brief form without revealing too much incriminating evidence.

Saturday night Betty and Brian hosted the January edition of our monthly
gathering.  This was a party not to have been missed.  They had
everything!

There was wine.
There was beer.
There was mead.
There was liquor.
There was soda.
There was chili.
There was macaroni.
There was green and orange stuff.
There were meat balls.
There was cheese.
There were crackers.
There was bread.
There were veggie & cheese rolls.
There was a veggie tray.
There was kraut and red meat looking stuff.
There was more bread.
There was jumbled eye ah.
There were ruppies. (What are ruppies???)
There was even more bread.
There was music.
There was a broken tail light.
There were fireworks.
There was a police woman.
There were handcuffs.
There were more police.
There were women kissing women.
There was witchcraft.
There was palm reading.
There was tarot card reading.
There were door prizes.
There were questions asked.
There were questions answered.


To me, there were 2 highlights to the evening.

1.)  After the hour long fireworks display (we really wish we knew who
did them), when the police woman boldly walked (uninvited I should
mention, it's solely her opinion that she was pursuing a criminal) into
a room of 30 drunks, Steve (not the furry one) yelled out to her "you
can arrest me anytime!"  That probably wouldn't have been a big problem
by itself.  But the follow up from across the other side of the room
with "Yeah!  The stripper is here!" did not produce the results it was
intended to.

2.)  When one of the women who brought her female friend along and
kissed her good night while everyone was watching, that was HOT!  I
should mention both of these women are usually looking for men, not
other women.

*** Important Club Information:   The 90% club discount at The Frugal
Homebrewer (Cedarburg) is now a 90% surcharge.  This extra fee is being
funneled into the fund that pays off Steve's parole officer.  It may
also may be used from time to time to pay the various fines he incurs in
his new role as Club Scape Goat.  This is a new officer position he was
voted into Saturday night.  Please give him all the respect and
privileges afforded to him by this appointment.  Congratulations Steve! 
And, my condolences also.  :-(

To the person who ran into my Jeep.  I know who you are!  You can run,
but you can't hide.  There is a 12" dent just in front of the tail
light.  And the giant scrape across the whole passenger side is gonna
rust if I don't get it painted soon.

We had 2 new members show up.  They aren't on the email list yet, so I
can admit I don't remember his name.  I think her's was Holly, Hallie or
something like that.  Anyone who knows them, get them to send me their
email addresses.  We also want the address of Katie's friend.  She is
welcome at all future meetings too.

Since this letter could be construed as evidence, I'm not going into any
more details.  The rest of the meeting notes are classified.  If you
weren't there, you missed a great one.  If you were there, remember ...
if any one asks, your name is Steve.

A Good Beer To All, And To All A Good Beer.
                                          Jeff Kane